God help me, I’ll be live-tweeting the Oscars again this year. Watching the #etalkRedCarpet pre-pre-opening blather is making me deeply regret this decision already.
Good thing I have plans to get drunk off my ass. Doing inventory of my home booze-stash I have…
I have a bottle of champaign, a mini bottle of apple cider, and a quarter bottle of gin.
I. Am. Fucked.
Watch me comment on this train wreck at @Shane_Eyestrain, and join in my despair for the floundering film industry. Please. I don’t want to face this horror alone.