I’ve been off the show for years and there hasn’t been a new episode of Pucca produced in a very long time, but the cutsie kung-fu powerhouse is still going strong. Pucca cartoons continue to sell across the international market generating not one, but two royalty cheques I’ve received in recent months. Merchandise circulates all over the world as evidenced by the t-shirt of this adorable little Brazilian girl who appears to be standing next to a gigantic pair of OH MY GOD!!!!!

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