Case File 11384752-29. Crime Scene Photo 11c: Subject: T. Bread (deceased). Sex: Man. Race: Ginger. Probable cause: Coke deal gone wrong.
“Run, run fast as you can. Can’t catch me, I’m The Gingerbread Man.” Brave final words when you’re on the lam and jacked up on blow. But that’s how the cookie crumbles in the big city.
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This is hilarious. You should ask your web designer to put those little buttons on your blog so it will be easy & quick to share funny stuff like this with my other warped Facebook & Twitter friends.
Happy Holidays!
It’s not like he’s married to a web designer or anything… though I’m sure his web designer is out there somewhere, hanging his or her head in shame at the outdatedness of Shane’s site. Heck, it’s not even built in WordPress…