As Revengeo has quite correctly pointed out, the Sarah Palin photo in my last blog entry is not the Alaskan governor, but a model who looks quite similar in that bespectacled sexy librarian sort of way. So for the record, this is not Sarah Palin:
I’m glad we could clear that up. And while we’re correcting photographic misrepresentations of the Republican candidates, this is John McCain…
…who, as you can clearly see, is young, sprightly and not the least bit cancerous. Obviously, he’s going to live forever, which makes his choice of emergency backup President irrelevant regardless of insubstantial issues such as an utter lack of foreign policy experience, glaring political hypocrisy, accusations of abuse of power, and gross financial corruption.