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Ages</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-22T22:14:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/articles/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-18T07:05:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2015/12/09/reading-material/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/betty_fedora_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>betty_fedora_2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-09T20:24:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2015/10/31/poe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ripcookie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ripcookie</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-31T20:29:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/collections/pulp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/thewrongturn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Wrong Turn</image:title><image:caption>The Wrong Turn, Daniel Harper, Avon Publications, New York, 1954</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/therimofterror.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Rim of Terror</image:title><image:caption>The Rim of Terror, Hildegarde Tolman Teilhet, Bantam Books, New York, 1949, Reprinted 1950</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/themolecularcafe1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Molecular Cafe</image:title><image:caption>The Molecular Cafe, an anthology of Soviet science-fiction writers, MIR Publishers, Moscow, 1968</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/myflagisdown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Flag Is Down</image:title><image:caption>My Flag Is Down, James Maresca, Bantam Books, New York, 1948, Reprinted 1950, Cover Art by Casey 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not these.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/orderofthegooddeath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orderofthegooddeath</image:title><image:caption>Caitlin Doughty and friend.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-13T21:26:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2015/08/04/short-news-about-short-stories/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-05T00:20:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2015/07/23/a-three-part-problem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/undershawcirca19001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UndershawCirca1900</image:title><image:caption>Undershaw back in the day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/the_adventure_of_the_veiled_lodger_03.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Adventure_of_the_Veiled_Lodger_03</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-25T17:08:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/television/kid-vs-kat/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-08T23:06:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/television/sci-squad/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-08T18:38:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/television/radio-active/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-08T18:33:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2015/06/08/rogue-gallery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/songwon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>songwon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-08T18:13:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/television/mighty-mighty-monsters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/anim_mmm3_featured-image_v1c_2013-05-31_cj.png</image:loc><image:title>ANIM_MMM3_featured-image_v1c_2013-05-31_CJ</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mightymightymonsters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mightymightymonsters</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-08T16:37:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2015/04/10/calling-shotgun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lockedandloaded.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lockedandloaded</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-07T16:35:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/television/pucca/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-06T19:08:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/twitter/140-fantastic-characters/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-23T00:07:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2015/05/06/badge-of-honour/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/lalfrontandback.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lalfrontandback</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-06T21:33:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2008/11/12/i-never-expected-to-outlive-anyone/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-21T04:08:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2015/03/09/you-waited-too-long/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-10T03:24:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2015/02/27/fear-of-a-black-cat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/noircat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>noircat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-28T01:16:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2014/10/31/raw-halloween-treats/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-02T11:55:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2014/12/31/come-back-shane/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/hochiminhtrail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hochiminhtrail</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-31T22:32:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/twitter/140-horrible-characters/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-21T15:43:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2014/11/18/the-usual-suspects/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ottoman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ottoman</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-19T02:06:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2013/12/12/pie-in-the-sky/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/worldhitmap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>worldhitmap</image:title><image:caption>Greenland has provoked my ire by being the largest piece of unfilled real estate. Surely somebody there has wifi and a Facebook account.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/piehitchart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>piehitchart</image:title><image:caption>Rob-Ford day is the blip on the left, dwarfed by the outing of The Pie a couple of weeks later.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-03T01:52:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2014/10/22/the-face-that-launched-a-thousand-quips/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/stevetooth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stevetooth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bronsoneyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bronsoneyes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/whodat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whodat</image:title><image:caption>Who are you and what have you done with Renée Zellweger?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-22T18:43:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2014/10/17/the-last-chapter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/exilecanadiannoir.jpg</image:loc><image:title>exilecanadiannoir</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/chapters2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chapters2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/chapters1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chapters1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-18T02:48:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/twitter/140-notorious-characters/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-10T03:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2014/09/14/mighty-mighty-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mmmsmallprint.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MMMsmallprint</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mmmspecial3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MMMSpecial3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mmm7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MMM7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mmm6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MMM6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mmm5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MMM5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mmm4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MMM4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mmm3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MMM3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mmm2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MMM2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mmm1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MMM1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-21T21:28:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2013/10/31/where-nobody-knows-your-name/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/whozatnow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whozatnow</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. And you are...?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-14T21:55:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2014/09/09/lets-ruin-reading-for-everyone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/hemingwaypunch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hemingwaypunch</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-10T00:31:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2014/08/28/breaking-brutal/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-28T06:05:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/television/fries-with-that/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-17T07:10:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/comics/frankenstein-reassembed-monster/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-16T04:32:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/comics/money-talks/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-16T04:30:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/film/ashes-to-ashes/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-16T04:28:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/television/ricky-sprocket-showbiz-boy/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-16T04:20:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/television/student-bodies/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-16T04:19:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/television/turbo-dogs/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-16T04:18:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2014/08/01/social-media-frenzy/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-01T08:06:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2014/07/29/zero-distribution/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/zerotheorem05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zerotheorem05</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/zerotheorem04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zerotheorem04</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/zerotheorem03.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zerotheorem03</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/zerotheorem02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zerotheorem02</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/zerotheorem01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zerotheorem01</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-29T20:02:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2014/07/23/simsenfreude/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/simgurugraham.jpg</image:loc><image:title>simgurugraham</image:title><image:caption>Putting on a brave face, dying a little on the inside.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-24T19:51:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2013/11/02/holy-giant-props-batman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/pilumface.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pilumface</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-24T15:37:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2014/07/21/and-now-for-something-completely-familiar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/pythonfinalbow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pythonfinalbow</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-22T04:43:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2014/07/12/pucca-break/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/mr-balls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr-balls</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-12T11:06:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2014/07/02/the-worm-in-the-apple/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/launchpad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>launchpad</image:title><image:caption>This ain't your daddy's USB port.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-02T07:31:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2014/06/24/a-survival-guide-to-westeros/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/game_of_thrones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>game_of_thrones</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-25T05:10:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2014/06/16/the-spare/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/open-book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>open-book</image:title><image:caption>Book (patent pending) A new high-tech device that allows the user to immerse him or herself in a whole other world, fully realized and stimulating to the imagination. System requirements: enough energy to turn a 2.3 gram page.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-16T20:41:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2014/06/07/2658/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/blackchaosback.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blackchaosback</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/blackchaoscover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blackchaoscover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-10T18:53:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2014/06/04/twenty-years-ago-tonight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/stornaway-jam-1994.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stornaway Jam 1994</image:title><image:caption>A picture of that evening ran the following week in The Montreal Mirror. Faces visible, left to right: Leanne Franson, Bernie Mireault, Rick Gagnon, Mike Stamm, Shane Simmons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/gpmconver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GPMConver</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-05T14:29:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2010/11/11/raccoon-redux/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-14T03:36:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/2013/12/31/tumbleweeds-at-the-box-office/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/edharrissweetwater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>edharrissweetwater</image:title><image:caption>Sweetwater gets honourable mention for being the most nihilistic western of the year. NB: This one was shot, with a cast of names, for only seven million. It probably didn’t make its money back either.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/lonerangerbanner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lonerangerbanner</image:title><image:caption>This jumbled Photoshop nightmare fails as an advertisement, but does convey the busy mess of the film it promotes. 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The ladies get an extra heart-and-arrow scribbling on their merchandise.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/room2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>room2</image:title><image:caption>Pete models the sexiest piece of Wiseau memorabilia offered to fans. We can only hope each item was pre-worn by Tommy himself. I know I'd rather have his name on my underwear than that goddamn Hilfiger creep.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eyestrainproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/room1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>room1</image:title><image:caption>Film industry titans, Greg Sestero, myself and Tommy Wiseau. Photo by Lucinda Davis. NB: Greg is wearing a knockoff of the scorpion jacket worn by Ryan Gosling in Drive. 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